Our Ratings…

Samantha and Matt rate on a 1 to 10 scale and, as of Season 2, ratings will use the following guidelines for rating episodes:
10 (Perfect) – This is an ‘ultimate’ episode. I might miss an important event to watch this episode if the two conflicted, or I might throw a party just to share this episode with people. I will not move from my chair once I sit down and begin to watch this episode.
9 (Recommendable) – If I’m going to sell someone on this series, I will probably site an episode with this rating as an example. It’s very re-watchable, and makes me wish all episodes were this good.
8 (Excellent) – This episode will always get my attention, and I might specifically seek this episode out so I can watch it. If there are any flaws they are passable flaws.
7 (Enjoyable) – I can let some things that bother me about this episode slide, because I, for the most part, really enjoyed the episode.
6 (Average) – I find that the episode is not a personal favorite, but also not a ‘bad’ episode. Enjoyable to a degree, but still lending itself to be aptly nitpicked.
5 (Tolerable) – I would have it on because I can stomach the bad that comes along with the good parts. I can watch the most of the episode or maybe even entire episode in a regular viewing way, but I’ll have as much criticism about it as I will have praise for it.
4 (Mildly Intolerable) – I would pretty much ignore this episode, but might leave it on in the background because it has a few things going for it and I’d want to catch those.
3 (Mostly Intolerable) – I might watch one or two scenes from the episode specifically for the sake of those scenes, but the episode is not worth watching on a whole.
2 (Unbearable) – I would probably rather submit myself to waterboarding than watch even brief parts of this episode.
1 (Horrific) – If I caught wind that this episode was going to be on air in advance I might actually unplug my television to ensure I didn’t see it by accident. If I did stumble upon it by accident I would turn off the TV and take a shower for 2 hours to disinfect myself from its foulness. It revolts me, and embarrasses me that it is part of the franchise.
Episode

Matt’s Rating

Samantha’s Rating

Scott

S1E01 “Pilot”

8

8

S1E02 “Wendigo”

6.5

7

S1E03 “Dead In The Water”

7

7.9

S1E04 “Phantom Traveler”

7

7

S1E05 “Bloody Mary”

7.5

8

S1E06 “Skin”

6.5

7.5

S1E07 “Hookman”

6.5

6

S1E08 “Bugs”

6.5

6

S1E09 “Home”

9

9.5

S1E10 “Asylum”

7.9

8.2

S1E11 “Scarecrow”

7

7

S1E12 “Faith”

7.8

8.8

S1E13 “Route 666”

8

6.9

S1E14 “Nightmare”

6.5

6

S1E15 “The Benders”

6

5.8

S1E16 “Shadow”

8.5

8.9

S1E17 “Hell House”

8

8.5

S1E18 “Something Wicked”

7.9

7.5

S1E19 “Provenance”

7.5

7

S1E20 “Dead Man’s Blood”

8.8

9.3

S1E21 “Salvation”

8.5

8.5

S1E22 “Devil’s Trap”

9.2

9.9

Season 1 Total Score

166.1

169.2

Season 1 Average Score Per Episode

7.55

7.69

SEASON 2

S2E01 “In My Time of Dying”

9.4

9

10

S2E02 “Everybody Loves A Clown”

7

6.8

6

S2E03 “Bloodlust”

7.5

8.7

7

S2E04 “Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things”

6.2

6

4

S2E05 “Simon Said”

7

8

7

S2E06 “No Exit”

7

7.5

6

S2E07 “The Usual Suspects”

6.5

7.3

8

S2E08 “Crossroad Blues”

8.5

8.7

9.5

S2E09 “Croatoan”

9

9

7

S2E10 “Hunted”

8.5

8

Alicia: 8.5

Scott: 8

S2E11 “Playthings”

8

8.7

6

S2E12 “Nightshifter”

8

7.8

7

S2E13 “Houses of the Holy”

7

6

8

S2E14 “Born Under A Bad Sign”

7.25

7.8

8

S2E15 “Tall Tales”

8.4

9

7

S2E16 “Road Kill”

8.4

8.2

9 (1st watch)

7 (rewatch)

S2E17 “Heart”

8

8

9 1st watch

5 re-watch

S2E18 “Hollywood Babylon”

7

7.5

6

S2E19 “Folsom Prison Blues”

7.9

8.3

7

S2E20 “What Is and What Should Never Be”

9.5

9.9

8

S2E21 “All Hell Breaks Loose” part 1

8.7

8.5

10

S2E22 “All Hell Breaks Loose” part 2

9

9.3

10

Season 2 Total Score:

173.75

178

164.5

Season 2 Average Score Per Episode

7.879

8.099

7.477

SEASON 3

Matt

Samantha

Scott

S3E01 “The Magnificent Seven”

7.5

7.9

6

S3E02 “The Kids Are Alright”

8.1

9.3

8.9

S3E03 “Bad Day at Black Rock”

8.1

7.9

8

S3E04 “Sin City”

8.5

7

9

S3E05 “Bedtime Stories”

6.5

7.3

6

S3E06 “Red Sky At Morning”           8               7.9

7.5

Malik

Samantha

Scott

S3E07 “Fresh Blood”          8              8.2

6

S3E08 “A Very Supernatural Christmas”         7.6               8

7

S3E09 “Malleus Maleficarum”  6.9 7.5  –
S3E10 “Dream A Little Dream of Me”  8.5 8.7
S3E11 “The Mystery Spot”  9 9.2
S3E12 “Jus In Bello”  9 9.5
S3E13 “Ghostfacers”  9  9
S3E14 “Long Distance Call”  4  6.8
S3E15 “Time is On My Side”  6.5  6
S3E16 “No Rest for the Wicked”
Season 3 Totals
Season 3 Average Per Episode

SEASON 9

Matt

Samantha

Scott

S9E01 “I Think I’m Gonna Like It Here”

7.9

9.5

9

S9E02 “Devil May Care”

8.4

8

7

S9E03 “I’m No Angel”

8.4

9

9

S9E04 “Slumber Party”

7

8

8

S9E05 “Dog Dean Afternoon”

6.7

8.7

5

S9E06 “Heaven Can’t Wait”

8.5

8.5

8

S9E07 “Bad Boys”

7.9

7

7

S9E08 “Rock and A Hard Place”

6.5

7.5

S9E09 “Holy Terror”

9

9.6

8

S9E10 “Road Trip”

8.9

9.3

10

S9E11 “First Born”

Malik: 9.5

10

9

S9E12 “Sharp Teeth”

6

5

6

S9E13 “The Purge”

5.9

               6

Scott: 3

Malik: 6

Malik

Samantha

Scott

S9E14 “Captives” 8 8.2 8
S9E15 “#THINMAN”  8.7  8.5  7.5
S9E16 “Blade Runners”  7.9  8.2  8
S9E17 “Mother’s Little Helper” 8.9 9  9
S9E18 “Meta Fiction” 9 8.2 10
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